SCOTTISH REFERENDUM: New margin of error sensation | The Slog.

Och, 3 wheels outta 4’s nae si bad

In an unexpected development that the entire MSM failed to pick up, The Slog exclusively reveals tonight that Scottish voters in the Independence Referendum committed a margin of error close to 10%.

“There really is no doubt about it,” a source at Survatimum Wallup polls told me earlier this evening, “by voting No when Yes was the obvious way to stick a bagpipe up McCamerlot’s back passage, 9.99% of Scots committed a grave error. As this was the exact margin of error involved in the result, it seems to us here at Survemupcodswallop that – in the best tradition of EU Referendums – the vote should be re-run until 50.1% vote Yes. This would produce a much smaller margin of error, and thus be both more fair and accurate”.

Keen Scottish Nationalist Sir Ally McTrout, having been given sight of this Slogpost, resigned his resignation, declaring that “All of us here in this land of deep-fried resentment owe a debt of platitude to Mr McSlog for bringing this blatant case of electoral gerrymandering by the Westminster clique to our attention, and I shall be conferring with my campaign manager Dandelion McBurdock on the best way to take this matter forward in a destructive manner.”

Earlier at The Slog: More doubt after McSark independence result

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