The 38 Gayest Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Should Run For President
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1. She will personally find “Jen” from Appleton.
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2. She bought this coat because she thought it was cool and funky, wore it once, and then decided she looked like an idiot and never wore it again.
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3. She believes Becky G is the Mexican Katy Perry.
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4. This was her reaction when someone asked her to use a shovel.
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5. She watches American Ninja Warrior solely for the shirtless DILFs.
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6. She didn’t see Ben Affleck’s penis in Gone Girl and was fucking pissed about it.
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7. Sometimes she can’t even.
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8. On her first day in office, she will make an executive order to ban the use of “#instagay.”
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9. “Iggy Azalea is the best rapper of the past decade!!”
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10. “Ariana Grande is the new Britney Spears!!!”
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11. “ARTPOP IS THE ALBUM OF THE MILLENNIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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12. She relishes in your sweet hot goss.
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13. She bought Britney Jean on iTunes….
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14. …thought it completely disrespects Britney Spears’ flawless discography…
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15. …but she totally blames Will.i.am. She will ban him too.
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16. She believes and is passionate about other worldly and just causes.
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17. She has more Grammys than Katy Perry.
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18. “Jessie J…”
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19. “Masc only.”
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20. She understands the real, true value of good lighting.
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21. She’s always on the lookout for your man.
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22. There is a picture of her on Meryl Streep’s iPhone.
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23. She is always working on and tweaking her skinniest pose.
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24. She appreciates boobs even though she feels absolutely no physical or sexual attraction toward them.
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25. She likes big things.
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26. She pretends to have an opinion about types of wine…
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27. …but really doesn’t give a fuck and just likes getting drunk off it.
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28. She always travels in style praying and hoping that someday there will be a super-hot guy sitting next to her on the plane and they’ll fall in love like a goddamn romantic comedy.
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29. Lol sports.
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30. She’s totally vers.
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31. She’s always praying for your faves…
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32. …and on the lookout for all you basic bitches.
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33. She’s not really into twinks but would totally do it to it with Zac Efron.
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LASTLY, you can commonly hear her say the following…
34. “Ha ha. Stop, bottom.”
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35. “Lol I’m grilling.”
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36. “Yaaaaas, Gaga. Slay, mama. You look sooo good.”
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37. “I love all my gay fans.”
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38. “Now #COMETOBRAZIL!!!”
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