The Lindt Cafe “ISIS™” Siege: Australia’s Bush-league 9/11 | American Everyman
by Scott Creighton
UPDATE:Reddit says “these guys are heroes“
You should copy this video: the guy is definitely not a Muslim looking type individual. He looks like ex-military and he’s apparently talking into a mic mounted on his lapel or shoulder (like the military and police use)
UPDATE: The name of the “mastermind” of this great chocolate revolt has been released and he is apparently a sleazeball who’s been helping Australia demonize Muslims for a while. There he is, Man Haron Monis.
Apparently Man Patsy has been in trouble with the law several times, the last episode being where he helped his current girlfriend murder and burn his ex-wife. Somehow, miraculously, he got out on bail for that one.
On 15 November 2013, Haron was charged by NSW Police with being an accessory before and after the fact to the murder of Noleen Hayson Pal, allegedly stabbed and set alight in a Werrington apartment stairwell on 21 April 2013. His partner Amirah Droudis, was formally charged with Pal’s murder.[12] Pal was Haron’s ex-wife.
On 12 December 2013, Haron and Amirah were given bail at Penrith Local Court. Magistrate Darryl Pearce said there wew significant flaws in the Crown’s case against the pair. “It is a weak case‘” he said.[13]
To make matters even more interesting, Man Patsy was charged just a few months ago for sexual assault and denied bail initially. Once again, somehow he’s roaming the streets. (or is he?)
UPDATE: Talk about scripted bullshit. Man Patsy is letting the hostages send out Facebook updates which Di$info Jone$ and Paul Joseph Watson publish unquestioningly as authentic:
And there you have it! Australia is “under attack” from “ISIS”.
This guy is sleazeball who ran a spiritual healing scam in Sydney… and he’s “ISIS”? He’s an Iranian expat who ran from the country because the Shah lost control and he’s supposed to be “ISIS”?
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You ever notice that everything is cross-marketing these days? I saw a Geico commercial the other day with a Helzberg Diamond ad stuck in it. You can’t watch an episode of South Park anymore without having to endure an onslaught of product placements from Rockstar energy drinks to whatever restaurant they cut a deal with.
And God knows you can’t watch an entire NFL game without being pilloried if you don’t “LOVE THE TROOPS!!!”. Yesterday’s absolutely disgusting staged reunion at the Colt’s Lucas Oil Field between a woman serving overseas in Iraq or Afghanistan and her children is a prime example.Watching that poor woman have to run across the field during a timeout to hold her daughters she hadn’t seen for 9 months made me sick to my stomach.
Last year the Colts gave the family of soldier a NEW CAR!!!! like Oprah gives ‘em away. A few in the crowd dutifully clapped. No one seemed offended that a soldier’s pay is so low his family has too ride a bus while a punter working for AN OIL COMPANY has so much money he can buy someone a new car like it was nothing.
You like the NFL? Well, you have to LOVE the WARS as well buddy! That’s cross marketing.
And with that in mind, I present to you the The Lindt Cafe “ISIS™” Siege.
This one is still playing down under in Sydney (and see this) Apparently, one guy with a gun can hold the entire city of 4 million plus people at bay just so long as he:
- claims to be an ebil Moooslim
- claims to have planted bombs somewhere in their precious financial district
Here’s what I know so far:
One guy is armed and has been holding hostages inside a Lindt Cafe in Sydney since yesterday morning.
He immediately released 3 men, at least one of whom works for the Lindt corporation (possibly all of them are management at the store)
He then released 2 more, both women, and both wearing Lindt aprons. So it appears he politely let the employees of the Great Satan Corporate target go free while keeping a number of customers who just happened to be in the store at the time.
hmmm.
Let me say that again… he let the Great Satan’s employees go and kept the customers. yeah…
So here we are at Christmas and the ebil Moooslims have attacked once again but this time, everyone will have Lindt Chocolat on their minds as the trip through the malls and see what? That’s right, Lindt Chocolat products piled up everywhere.
Gee, I wonder if this will help sales.
The store just happens to be across the street from Channel 7’s studios in Sydney. They can look right out of their 4th floor window and “report” the action. They claim that the remaining hostages are being forced to stand up against windows and some are having to hold a stupid little black and white rag with an Islamic prayer written on it. Apparently you can buy off the internet for about 20 bucks all day long.
Channel 7 said they watched one woman forced to stand in the window “for two hours” straight. Oh the humanity.
Didn’t the torture report mention something about the CIA making people stand for 180 hours straight? Didn’t the torture report mention the fact that 28 or MORE of those detainees were “mistakes” and had done nothing wrong like that woman in the window?
Two hours, huh?
Police claim that the “terrorist” has demanded an authentic “ISIS™” flag in exchange for one of the hostages. I guess they ran out of Lindt employees.
I’m not sure how the rest of this will pan out. More than likely the patsy terrorist will be found shot in the head and more money will be allocated to fight the Global War of Terrorism on behalf of British and U.S. interests.
Call it an educated guess.
And Swiss interests for that matter. (Lindt = Switzerland and Bank for International Settlements = Switzerland)
Lindt will also probably see a huge jump in holiday sales this season, cus let’s face it… until now, who really remembered what Lindt was aside from those cheap little 35 cent chocolate treats you can grab at the cash register?
Oh, thought you might like this. It’s a photo from this link I previously posted (and see this)
cute huh?
The Twitter world is bubbling with random hate for Muslims and love for Lindt and it’s all brought to you by the latest “ISIS™ Crisis”
Now that’s cross marketing.
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