Anyone Using New York City Roads After 2:30pm Will Be Arrested

Congratulations New Yorkers: moments ago not only did your local authorities ban all travel starting at 2:30pm...

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... but the local police announced that anyone using New York roads after that time will be arrested on the spot, like the vile criminal filth they are.

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