BREAKING: Texas Counties Vote To Secede From U.S., State Convention To Take Up Issue (VIDEO)

The Texas Nationalist secession movement has had it with this nation, our debt, and general awesomeness and wishes to secede from the union — again.

The group formed in the 90’s and gained popularity with the idea of secession after President Obama won re-election in 2012, prompting the group probably to throw their hats on the ground and spit angrily while howling, “We want Texas Independence!” The group reported membership skyrocketed by over 400 percent and web traffic went up by 900 percent after the last presidential election. A petition to secede circulated the internet shortly after the election and gained over 150,000 signatures and received a resounding ‘No’ from the White House.

The group says: