Urban Dictionary: White Mike

a white male typically raised in black/urban environment, adores

black women

, despises and rejects anything caucasian including

white women

. Adored by black women. The only white guy at the party that everybody loves. Possibly a rapper or dj.

Blacker

than some of his black friends proving the "white" in White Mike is actually quite ironic. Fly ass dude.

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Any of your typical run of the mill white guys in their early/mid 20's who acts as ghetto as possible. Can typically bee seen sporting the white

wife-beater

and

backwards ball

cap. White Mikes love

freeloading

and will doing ANYTHING for certain goods and services. White Mikes can be seen around public parks and pools trying to pick up girls that he can "t-t-t-turn it over and hit it."

"Hey isn't that White Mike trying to get

free water

from that

pizza place

?"


"Man, I wish someone would put White Mike out of his missery."


"Hey guys, White Mike is trying to pawn 'House Party 4'

any takers

?"

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