VIDEO-CBS Sunday Morning 🌞 on Twitter: ".@DavidSedaris demands the right to fire others The humorist suggests the power of a "citizen's dismissal," like a citizen's arrest, could revolutionize customer service https://t.co/bIqxoYzGs0 https://t.co/fTli5

CBS Sunday Morning 🌞 : .@DavidSedaris demands the right to fire others The humorist suggests the power of a "citizen's dismissal," like a… https://t.co/2Jz2QQR6AB

Sun Dec 06 15:02:04 +0000 2020

AnorexicGorilla : @CBSSunday @DavidSedaris https://t.co/zpSxRwdqei

Mon Dec 07 05:23:42 +0000 2020

joe mid : @CBSSunday @DavidSedaris I hope you never eat food without workers spit in it for the rest of your miserable life.

Mon Dec 07 05:23:36 +0000 2020

FilthyRich : @CBSSunday @DavidSedaris $25 minimum wage just might be a game changer. #RetailSuks!

Mon Dec 07 05:17:40 +0000 2020

SDQ : @CBSSunday @DavidSedaris You're fired!

Mon Dec 07 05:17:04 +0000 2020

KidsInCagesBrunch : @CBSSunday @DavidSedaris @CBSSunday we are mid-pandemic, 250k dead, 12.6 million people unemployed, 100,000 SMB's h… https://t.co/0IlPhlSvgL

Mon Dec 07 05:12:52 +0000 2020

𝕎𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙 𝔽𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕕🎄🍸 : @CBSSunday @DavidSedaris Well, we can start with David Sedaris

Mon Dec 07 05:11:49 +0000 2020

icarusjapan : @CBSSunday @DavidSedaris Dude sounds like an human hemroid

Mon Dec 07 05:09:15 +0000 2020

Iconoclast : @CBSSunday @DavidSedaris All the complaints about you having no sympathy, I just think you are not funny.

Mon Dec 07 05:08:04 +0000 2020

Ryan : @CBSSunday @DavidSedaris Dear God, he's annoying.

Mon Dec 07 05:03:28 +0000 2020

Ramón José ❄️🌈🌏 : @CBSSunday @DavidSedaris Is @DavidSedaris regressing into our generation’s Andy Rooney? SantaLand’s Crumpet would’ve disapproved.

Mon Dec 07 05:02:33 +0000 2020

Shower Rat : @CBSSunday @DavidSedaris This is an absolutely insane take but let’s go with it, I demand David Sedaris be fired

Mon Dec 07 04:57:45 +0000 2020

▀▄▀▄ ᏃᎥᎶᎶᎽbᎪ ▄▀▄▀ : @CBSSunday @DavidSedaris Nope. Terrible take, and not funny. Been a while since Santaland Diaries, huh? https://t.co/nSh93hJtUR

Mon Dec 07 04:57:06 +0000 2020

KidsInCagesBrunch : @CBSSunday @DavidSedaris Please tweet and trend: #FireDavidSedaris

Mon Dec 07 04:56:25 +0000 2020

Cody wishes he was Wil : @CBSSunday @DavidSedaris I suggest giving me the power to launch this bitch to the sun

Mon Dec 07 04:53:32 +0000 2020

KidsInCagesBrunch : @CBSSunday @DavidSedaris fascinating [insert over the top eye-roll here] https://t.co/nhmhpKMlHn

Mon Dec 07 04:53:10 +0000 2020