Covid Loves Everyone. Keep Covid Out.
I love life! Going to all the places, doing all the things and spreading the fun to everyone. Bring me to your next get-together, I’d love to meet your friends and family.
I’m the biggest newsmaker of 2020. Make me even more viral.
You already know what I love. Time to tell you what really crumbles my cookies.
Take it off and come close, I have a secret... I hate masks.
I hate the smell of this stuff. Plus, sanitizers kill germs. Ask yourself: are you a cold-blooded killer?
Two metres, six feet, one ski-length…however you measure it, I hate it.
I'm super tech challenged, so yeah, I won't be coming to your virtual party.
Nobody travels like me, I’m the ultimate globetrotter. So if you’re planning any flights or road trips, I might just tag along.
It breaks my heart when people ghost me for two weeks. I meet them, and they avoid me like the plague.
Sure I’ll go to the clinic, but only if we can stop for ice cream and groceries and to try on some clothes.
From Edmonton to East Timor, Covid’s made a name for himself as an international love bug. Poor or rich, young or old, healthy or not, he isn’t picky.
GRANNY She’s so small and sweet, I could just eat her up.
GRANDPA Enjoy his war stories while you still can.
COUSINS Extended family? Extended suffering.
SIBLINGS You’ve been sharing all your life. Why stop now?
MOM She gave you birth. The least you could give her is Covid.
DAD I’ll take more than just a chip off the old block.
BFFS One less birthday to remember.
WIVES 'Til Covid do us part.
HUSBANDS You’ll only see the man of your dreams, in your dreams.
LITTLE ONES Twinkle twinkle little star, oh how vulnerable you are.
MOMMIES-TO-BE I’ve got serious pregnancy cravings.
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Flatten the curve. Spread awareness. Not Covid.
“When your dog licks your face, it could be giving you COVID-19. And pink eye.”
Myth or Fact
“When your dog licks your face, it could be giving you COVID-19. And pink eye.”
Myth or Fact
There’s no evidence your pets can give you COVID-19, but tons of evidence they love you.
“Watch where your mail comes from—it could be a special delivery of COVID-19”
Myth or Fact
“Watch where your mail comes from—it could be a special delivery of COVID-19”
Myth or Fact
There’s no proof COVID-19 spreads through the mail, but you should still shop online and local whenever you can.
“Oregano oil, apple cider vinegar and crystals ward off COVID-19”
Myth or Fact
“Oregano oil, apple cider vinegar and crystals ward off COVID-19”
Myth or Fact
COVID-19 laughs at these.
“Travel abroad = bad. Travel throughout Canada = good.”
Myth or Fact
“Travel abroad = bad. Travel throughout Canada = good.”
Myth or Fact
You know, COVID-19’s still a thing beyond our borders, provincial and otherwise.
“Plan a summer vacay, this will all blow over by then.”
Myth or Fact
“Plan a summer vacay, this will all blow over by then.”
Myth or Fact
Who knows? Until a vaccine is widely available, nobody.
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So do the guidelines and information around COVID-19 safety.
For the latest from Dr. Hinshaw:
Official guidelines and safety protocols:
Government of Alberta support programs for those most affected: