According to a report from ESPN, the Miami Heat are planning to unleash COVID-sniffing dogs to screen fans before they attend games. Sounds like a joke, considering the well-documented inaccuracies cotton swab COVID testing, but they didn’t let logic stop their ignorance.
For a league that routinely spoke about Donald Trump being a dictator, dogs patrolling a facility sounds awfully hypocritical. The NBA is setting the tone for their true long-term goal: Mandatory vaccinations.
The Miami Heat plan to use COVID-sniffing dogs at all security entrances when they re-open their arena to fans.
Oh my. 😂
— Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) January 21, 2021
Fans won’t be allowed to attend games, according to their new protocols, until they pass the “sniff” test. It’s bizarre, but as you can see in the tweet above–people aren’t taking this news as serious as they should.
Sounds like a joke at first, right? Certainly a protocol Dr. Evil would enforce at his death layer. But season ticket holders are about to sign waivers that COVID-sniffing dogs are somehow qualified to kick a paying customer out the building.
We’re consistently moving the requirements and restricting human rights as far as we’re willing to go. Considering fans are about to fork over hundreds of thousands of dollars, you’d think they cared about their own rights. What’s most important for us to understand is that the NBA’s audience is predominantly liberal and they fundamentally don’t worry about their free-will. Most fans of the NBA believe Adam Silver and our government are plenty qualified to lead us–no matter the regulations. A COVID-sniffing dog is just the latest idea someone in a suit could whip up. A perfect plan to show Twitter users how much they care about public health.
How thoughtful.
It’s actually quite obvious. The NBA wants to ease their audience into compliance for mandatory vaccinations. How can they possibly get this done you ask? Well, all they have to do is make a statement that public health is their main concern and the only way to ensure our safety is if they know every last customer has their vaccination card.
We’re quite certain Bill Gates will get involved.
Check out how embarrassingly clueless Mathew Jafarian is, who serves as the Miami Heat’s VP for business strategy:
“If you think about it, detection dogs are not that new,” he said. “You’ve seen them in airports, they’ve been used in mission-critical situations by the police and the military. We’ve used them at the arena for years to detect explosives.”
Heat season-ticket holders were told details this morning about obtaining tickets for the next 6 home games.
Among policies: food won't be sold at the AAA yet, COVID-19 Detection Dogs will be at entrances, health screening will occur, masks (duh), no bags, cashless transactions.
— Tim Reynolds (@ByTimReynolds) January 22, 2021
‘When you think about it’, huh? This is how the majority of our media operates these days. Instead of letting us think for ourselves and draw our own conclusions, he’s got us covered. They lay out their own thought process and protocols, and then they implement it. No fan or free-thinking American gets a word in. If you do–you’re chastised for not caring about public safety.
A vicious cycle that leads to half the country feeling betrayed.
Is the NBA watchable for everyone? No, but more than half this country turned away from the sport because of instances like this. Anyone with common sense grasps how COVID-sniffing dogs are a waste of resources and overall too invasive. Unfortunately, moves like this are made in all shapes and sizes to appease their true audience and money making machine:
China.