Southwoke | We bring woke values to Texas

A MESSAGE FROM
OUR CEO

Here at Southwoke, we’re fully committed
to DEI, ESG, LGTBQ+, BLM,
and every other woke acronym you can think of…

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Southwoke Airlines:
You’re now free to move about your gender

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Southwoke Airlines:

We bring woke values

to Texas

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Southwoke Airlines:

We help Texas to become

a second California

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Southwoke Airlines:

Bringing San Francisco’s baggage to Texas non-stop

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Southwoke:
An airline that’s inclusive
of everyone except you.

So woke, we're willing to go broke.

Southwoke Blog

Southwoke Hires Fabulous Sam Brinton as Our New Baggage Czar

DALLAS – As part of our restructuring plan to bring San Francisco values to Texas, Southwoke Airlines is pleased to ...

Southwoke Airlines Celebrates Canceled Flights as a Win for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion

DALLAS - Southwoke Airlines is proud to announce that the recent spate of canceled flights over the Christmas and New ...

Southwoke Announces $10 Million Investment in Yale’s Natural Carbon Capture

DALLAS - In a move that will surely convince our customers that we're not completely indifferent to the fate of ...

Southwoke Goes Drag… For the Children!

Here at Southwoke, one of our favorite ways to demonstrate our commitment to wokeness is by supporting those who are ...

Southwest’s “Breached Hull In Aircraft Discount Program” Put On Hold

By TheSpoof.com Southwest Airlines --the air travelers's absolute last resort-- whose Scratch-and-Dent / Breached Hull Aircraft Discount Program drew tens ...