Leftwing Idiot and I were on our way back from lunch at work yesterday when I did something that made him laugh out loud.
I was happily propelling myself along with him walking to my left when all of a… read more
I’ve written before about my well-established ticced animal sex song which includes the line ‘Hard in the face’ sung in a loud gravelly voice.
This evening it wasn’t animals getting it hard in the face, it was me!
I’d… read more
This morning while my carer Ana was helping me wash she asked if I’d put fake tan on my knees.
I told her I hadn’t and said they were naturally that shade of yellowy/orange because of all the crawling and… read more
Leftwing Idiot and I visited a special needs school recently and while we were there we were introduced to the school dog. He was very friendly and quiet and I know that if I’d been a pupil there I’d have… read more